Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.

rating: 3.48 of 177 votessend joke:

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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.

rating: 3.23 of 177 votessend joke:

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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

rating: 3.39 of 187 votessend joke:

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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

rating: 2.98 of 127 votessend joke:

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

rating: 2.88 of 107 votessend joke:

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

rating: 2.4 of 119 votessend joke:

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Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

rating: 3.66 of 203 votessend joke:

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Your mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.

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