Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

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Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

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