Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."

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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

rating: 2.53 of 247 votessend joke:

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

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Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!

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