Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

rating: 3.55 of 611 votes

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

rating: 3.53 of 611 votes

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

rating: 3.55 of 630 votes

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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

rating: 3.55 of 645 votes

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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

rating: 3.48 of 630 votes

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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

rating: 3.54 of 627 votes

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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

rating: 3.5 of 615 votes

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Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"

rating: 3.5 of 612 votes

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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

rating: 3.53 of 616 votes

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