Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

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Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

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Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

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Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

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