Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

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Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.

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Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.

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