Funny Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...' It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent. The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior. Know a funny yo mama joke? Share with us.

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

74.96% (13 votes)

Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

73.06% (18 votes)

Your mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.

72.8% (20 votes)

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

72.58% (27 votes)

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

72.16% (28 votes)

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

72.08% (11 votes)

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

72.04% (18 votes)

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

72% (21 votes)

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

71.96% (19 votes)

Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

71.94% (12 votes)

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

71.54% (16 votes)

Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

71.54% (16 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid, she triped on a wireless phone.

71.12% (20 votes)

Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.

71.1% (26 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

69.92% (23 votes)

YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

69.92% (23 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid ,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.

69.62% (52 votes)

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.

69.58% (13 votes)

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

69.54% (12 votes)

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

69.54% (13 votes)

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

69.52% (47 votes)

Yo mama like a lemonade stand everybody pays for her juice.

69.52% (46 votes)

Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

69.5% (12 votes)

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID WHEN SHE LICKED A DOG SHE SAID MEOW.

69.4% (41 votes)

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

69.34% (31 votes)

Yo mommas soo stupid when she jumped out of a boat on water she did not touch it.

69.24% (39 votes)

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said "movin"

69.24% (35 votes)

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

69.16% (33 votes)

You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

69.16% (33 votes)

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

69.08% (31 votes)

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

69% (29 votes)

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

68.8% (14 votes)

You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

68.7% (24 votes)

Yo mamma is so fat shes got her own postcode.

68.7% (24 votes)

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

68.62% (23 votes)

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

68.54% (22 votes)

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

68.54% (22 votes)

Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.

68.46% (21 votes)

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

68.46% (21 votes)

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun

68.46% (21 votes)

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

68.46% (21 votes)

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

68.46% (21 votes)

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

68.46% (21 votes)

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

68.36% (20 votes)

Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

68.24% (19 votes)

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

68.24% (19 votes)

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

68.24% (19 votes)

Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

68.24% (19 votes)

Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

68.24% (19 votes)

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

68.24% (19 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

68.14% (18 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

68.14% (18 votes)

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

68.14% (18 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

68.14% (18 votes)

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

68.14% (18 votes)

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

68% (17 votes)

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

68% (34 votes)

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

68% (17 votes)

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

68% (17 votes)

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.

68% (17 votes)

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

67.84% (16 votes)

Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.

67.84% (16 votes)

Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.

67.84% (16 votes)

Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!

67.68% (15 votes)

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

67.68% (15 votes)

Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.

67.68% (15 votes)

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

67.48% (14 votes)

Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.

67.48% (14 votes)

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

67.48% (14 votes)

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

67.48% (14 votes)

Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.

67.46% (14 votes)

Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

67.26% (13 votes)

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

67.26% (13 votes)

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

67.26% (13 votes)

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

67.26% (13 votes)

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

67.26% (13 votes)

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

67.26% (13 votes)

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

67.26% (13 votes)

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

67.26% (13 votes)

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

67.26% (13 votes)

Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

67.2% (13 votes)

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

67.18% (16 votes)

Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".

67.16% (13 votes)

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

67.16% (13 votes)

Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped !

67.1% (20 votes)

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

67% (12 votes)

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter.....she spreads for bread !

67% (12 votes)

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

67% (12 votes)

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

67% (12 votes)

Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.

66.68% (11 votes)

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

66.68% (11 votes)

Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"

66.68% (11 votes)

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

66.68% (11 votes)

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

66.68% (11 votes)

Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"

66.68% (14 votes)

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.

66.52% (21 votes)

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

66.32% (10 votes)

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

66.26% (10 votes)

Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.

65.94% (9 votes)

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

65.86% (9 votes)

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

65.86% (9 votes)

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

65.86% (9 votes)

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

65.86% (9 votes)

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

65.86% (9 votes)

Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

65.86% (9 votes)

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

65.54% (19 votes)

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

65.3% (8 votes)

Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!

65.3% (8 votes)

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

65.3% (8 votes)

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

65.3% (8 votes)

yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!

64.58% (14 votes)

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

64.56% (7 votes)

Yo mama's so fat, after s*x I rolled over three times and I was still on the bitch.

64.3% (10 votes)

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

64.16% (12 votes)

Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

63.6% (6 votes)

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

63.6% (6 votes)

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

61.84% (13 votes)

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince

61.34% (9 votes)

Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

61.34% (9 votes)

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

59.28% (10 votes)