Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...'
It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior.

yo mama jokes (126)
1

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

71.98% (1223 votes)
2

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

71.5% (670 votes)
3

Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

71.34% (920 votes)
4

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

71.16% (684 votes)
5

Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

71.12% (787 votes)
6

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

71.02% (770 votes)
7

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

71% (640 votes)
8

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

70.98% (622 votes)
9

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

70.98% (613 votes)
10

Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

70.96% (610 votes)
11

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

70.96% (647 votes)
12

Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.

70.96% (605 votes)
13

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

70.94% (597 votes)
14

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

70.92% (610 votes)
15

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

70.92% (598 votes)
16

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

70.9% (665 votes)
17

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

70.88% (622 votes)
18

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

70.88% (624 votes)
19

Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.

70.86% (599 votes)
20

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

70.86% (620 votes)
21

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

70.84% (598 votes)
22

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

70.84% (623 votes)
23

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

70.82% (592 votes)
24

Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

70.82% (594 votes)
25

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

70.8% (601 votes)
26

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

70.78% (611 votes)
27

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

70.78% (925 votes)
28

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

70.78% (591 votes)
29

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

70.78% (591 votes)
30

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

70.78% (591 votes)
31

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

70.76% (595 votes)
32

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

70.76% (616 votes)
33

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

70.76% (592 votes)
34

Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.

70.76% (603 votes)
35

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

70.76% (592 votes)
36

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

70.76% (594 votes)
37

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

70.74% (591 votes)
38

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

70.74% (697 votes)
39

Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.

70.74% (593 votes)
40

Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

70.72% (622 votes)
41

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

70.72% (601 votes)
42

Yo mama is so stupid ,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.

70.72% (590 votes)
43

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

70.72% (590 votes)
44

Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.

70.72% (592 votes)
45

Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.

70.72% (609 votes)
46

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

70.72% (596 votes)
47

You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

70.72% (600 votes)
48

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

70.7% (591 votes)
49

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID WHEN SHE LICKED A DOG SHE SAID MEOW.

70.7% (591 votes)
50

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

70.7% (591 votes)
51

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince

70.7% (593 votes)
52

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

70.7% (612 votes)
53

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.

70.68% (592 votes)
54

Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!

70.68% (602 votes)
55

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

70.68% (589 votes)
56

Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"

70.68% (589 votes)
57

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

70.68% (589 votes)
58

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

70.68% (589 votes)
59

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said "movin"

70.68% (589 votes)
60

You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

70.68% (589 votes)
61

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

70.68% (589 votes)
62

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

70.68% (589 votes)
63

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

70.68% (589 votes)
64

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

70.68% (589 votes)
65

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

70.66% (593 votes)
66

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.

70.66% (595 votes)
67

Yo mamma is so fat shes got her own postcode.

70.66% (590 votes)
68

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter.....she spreads for bread !

70.66% (592 votes)
69

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

70.66% (592 votes)
70

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

70.66% (594 votes)
71

Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

70.64% (591 votes)
72

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

70.64% (593 votes)
73

Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

70.64% (599 votes)
74

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

70.64% (599 votes)
75

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

70.62% (590 votes)
76

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

70.6% (591 votes)
77

Yo mama like a lemonade stand everybody pays for her juice.

70.6% (591 votes)
78

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

70.6% (591 votes)
79

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

70.6% (610 votes)
80

Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!

70.58% (590 votes)
81

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

70.58% (590 votes)
82

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

70.58% (592 votes)
83

Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

70.58% (600 votes)
84

Yo mama is so stupid, she triped on a wireless phone.

70.56% (591 votes)
85

Yo mommas soo stupid when she jumped out of a boat on water she did not touch it.

70.56% (591 votes)
86

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun

70.56% (591 votes)
87

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

70.56% (593 votes)
88

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

70.56% (593 votes)
89

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.

70.56% (593 votes)
90

Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.

70.56% (595 votes)
91

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

70.56% (595 votes)
92

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

70.56% (590 votes)
93

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

70.56% (592 votes)
94

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

70.54% (591 votes)
95

Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

70.54% (593 votes)
96

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

70.54% (595 votes)
97

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

70.52% (592 votes)
98

Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.

70.52% (596 votes)
99

Yo mama's so fat, after s*x I rolled over three times and I was still on the bitch.

70.5% (591 votes)
100

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

70.5% (605 votes)
101

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

70.46% (591 votes)
102

YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

70.46% (591 votes)
103

yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!

70.46% (591 votes)
104

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

70.44% (596 votes)
105

Your mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.

70.44% (596 votes)
106

Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.

70.44% (598 votes)
107

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

70.44% (593 votes)
108

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

70.4% (593 votes)
109

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

70.38% (638 votes)
110

Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

70.36% (599 votes)
111

Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.

70.32% (595 votes)
112

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."

70.3% (603 votes)
113

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

70.24% (622 votes)
114

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

70.22% (761 votes)
115

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

70.2% (608 votes)
116

Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".

70.18% (596 votes)
117

Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

70.16% (708 votes)
118

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

70.14% (600 votes)
119

Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped !

70.12% (596 votes)
120

Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

70.06% (704 votes)
121

Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

69.92% (612 votes)
122

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

69.76% (603 votes)
123

Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

69.72% (628 votes)
124

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

69.46% (645 votes)
125

Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"

69.04% (632 votes)
126

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

68.82% (697 votes)

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