Funny Yo mama jokes

Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...' It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent. The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior. Know a funny yo mama joke? Share with us.

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(126) yo mama jokes

1

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

72.04% (1225 votes)
2

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

71.44% (672 votes)
3

Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

71.36% (921 votes)
4

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

71.2% (685 votes)
5

Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

71.02% (788 votes)
6

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

71.02% (770 votes)
7

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

71% (640 votes)
8

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

70.98% (598 votes)
9

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

70.98% (622 votes)
10

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!

70.98% (613 votes)
11

Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

70.96% (610 votes)
12

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

70.96% (647 votes)
13

Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.

70.96% (605 votes)
14

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

70.92% (610 votes)
15

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

70.92% (598 votes)
16

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

70.88% (622 votes)
17

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

70.88% (624 votes)
18

Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.

70.86% (599 votes)
19

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

70.86% (620 votes)
20

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.

70.84% (598 votes)
21

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

70.84% (667 votes)
22

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

70.84% (623 votes)
23

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

70.82% (592 votes)
24

Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

70.82% (594 votes)
25

Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.

70.8% (601 votes)
26

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.

70.78% (611 votes)
27

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

70.78% (925 votes)
28

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

70.78% (591 votes)
29

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

70.78% (591 votes)
30

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

70.78% (591 votes)
31

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

70.76% (595 votes)
32

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.

70.76% (616 votes)
33

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

70.76% (592 votes)
34

Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.

70.76% (603 votes)
35

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

70.76% (592 votes)
36

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

70.76% (594 votes)
37

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

70.74% (591 votes)
38

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

70.74% (697 votes)
39

Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.

70.74% (593 votes)
40

Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

70.72% (622 votes)
41

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

70.72% (601 votes)
42

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

70.72% (590 votes)
43

Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.

70.72% (592 votes)
44

Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.

70.72% (609 votes)
45

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

70.72% (596 votes)
46

You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."

70.72% (600 votes)
47

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

70.7% (591 votes)
48

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID WHEN SHE LICKED A DOG SHE SAID MEOW.

70.7% (591 votes)
49

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

70.7% (591 votes)
50

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince

70.7% (593 votes)
51

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

70.7% (612 votes)
52

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.

70.68% (592 votes)
53

Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!

70.68% (602 votes)
54

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

70.68% (589 votes)
55

Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"

70.68% (589 votes)
56

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

70.68% (589 votes)
57

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

70.68% (589 votes)
58

Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said "movin"

70.68% (589 votes)
59

You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

70.68% (589 votes)
60

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

70.68% (589 votes)
61

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

70.68% (589 votes)
62

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

70.68% (589 votes)
63

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

70.68% (589 votes)
64

Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

70.66% (593 votes)
65

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.

70.66% (595 votes)
66

Yo mamma is so fat shes got her own postcode.

70.66% (590 votes)
67

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter.....she spreads for bread !

70.66% (592 votes)
68

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

70.66% (592 votes)
69

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

70.66% (594 votes)
70

Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

70.64% (591 votes)
71

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

70.64% (593 votes)
72

Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

70.64% (599 votes)
73

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

70.64% (599 votes)
74

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

70.62% (590 votes)
75

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

70.6% (591 votes)
76

Yo mama is so stupid ,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.

70.6% (591 votes)
77

Yo mama like a lemonade stand everybody pays for her juice.

70.6% (591 votes)
78

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

70.6% (591 votes)
79

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

70.6% (610 votes)
80

Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!

70.58% (590 votes)
81

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

70.58% (590 votes)
82

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

70.58% (592 votes)
83

Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

70.58% (600 votes)
84

Yo mama is so stupid, she triped on a wireless phone.

70.56% (591 votes)
85

Yo mommas soo stupid when she jumped out of a boat on water she did not touch it.

70.56% (591 votes)
86

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun

70.56% (591 votes)
87

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

70.56% (593 votes)
88

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

70.56% (593 votes)
89

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.

70.56% (593 votes)
90

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

70.56% (595 votes)
91

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

70.56% (590 votes)
92

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

70.56% (592 votes)
93

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

70.54% (591 votes)
94

Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

70.54% (593 votes)
95

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

70.54% (595 votes)
96

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

70.52% (592 votes)
97

Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.

70.52% (596 votes)
98

Yo mama's so fat, after s*x I rolled over three times and I was still on the bitch.

70.5% (591 votes)
99

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

70.5% (605 votes)
100

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

70.46% (591 votes)
101

YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

70.46% (591 votes)
102

yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!

70.46% (591 votes)
103

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

70.44% (596 votes)
104

Your mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.

70.44% (596 votes)
105

Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.

70.44% (596 votes)
106

Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.

70.44% (598 votes)
107

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

70.44% (593 votes)
108

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

70.4% (593 votes)
109

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

70.38% (638 votes)
110

Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.

70.36% (599 votes)
111

Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.

70.32% (595 votes)
112

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."

70.3% (603 votes)
113

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

70.24% (622 votes)
114

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

70.22% (761 votes)
115

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

70.2% (608 votes)
116

Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".

70.18% (596 votes)
117

Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.

70.16% (708 votes)
118

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

70.14% (600 votes)
119

Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped !

70.12% (596 votes)
120

Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!

70.06% (704 votes)
121

Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

69.92% (612 votes)
122

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

69.76% (603 votes)
123

Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

69.72% (628 votes)
124

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

69.46% (645 votes)
125

Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"

69.04% (632 votes)
126

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

68.82% (697 votes)