Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...' It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent. The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior. Know a funny yo mama joke? Share with us.
Yo mama is so stupid, she triped on a wireless phone.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Your mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.
Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.
Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!
You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said "movin"
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"
Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama is so stupid ,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.
Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mama like a lemonade stand everybody pays for her juice.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun
YO MOMMAS SO STUPID WHEN SHE LICKED A DOG SHE SAID MEOW.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter.....she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mamma is so fat shes got her own postcode.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.
Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".
Yo mommas soo stupid when she jumped out of a boat on water she did not touch it.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped !
Yo mama's so fat, after s*x I rolled over three times and I was still on the bitch.
Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.
yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince
Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.
Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider