Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with 'Yo Mama's so...' It is derived from the insulting of one's mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent. The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior. Know a funny yo mama joke? Share with us.
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.
Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already WORLD WIDE!
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo moma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention.
Yo mama so dumb, when she tried to commit suicide she jumped out of the basement window.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
YO MOMMAS SO STUPID WHEN SHE LICKED A DOG SHE SAID MEOW.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Your Mamma's so stupid she stole a free sample!
Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her last week walking down the street kicking a can so I asked what are you doing and she said "movin"
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.
Yo mamma is so fat shes got her own postcode.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter.....she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo momma so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama is so stupid ,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.
Yo mama like a lemonade stand everybody pays for her juice.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama is so stupid, she triped on a wireless phone.
Yo mommas soo stupid when she jumped out of a boat on water she did not touch it.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside, and ran out with a bowl.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mommma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.
Yo mama's so fat, after s*x I rolled over three times and I was still on the bitch.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Your mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.
Yo mama so dumm that she drowned in a Mexican wave.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.
Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Your momma so stupid I'd ask her what kind of jean am I wearing?
She replied, "I don't know."
I said, "Guess?"
She said, "Levis".
Your momma is so old her social security number is 00.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped !
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo Mama so stupid when I say, "Buy a boat" and she said, "What color?"
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."