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A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!

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2 girls meet:

- me & my husband are no longer together...
- why?
- well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?
- no, of course I couldn't!
- well he couldn't either!

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My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that ...

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Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ...'

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'

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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !

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Why are women like parking spaces ?

Because all the best ones are taken....and the rest are handicapped.

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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.........

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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "a man once told me".

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Ive got a new anorexic girlfriend. Its not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her ...

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