Sport jokes

Sport jokes are jokes about sport discipline, game or particullar physicall activity.
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Q: What's the difference between Manchesther united and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag can stay in the cup longer.

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Father: I was really good in soccer ....
Son : Have you played for Barcelona dad?
Father: Mind your school work...

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Dad shouts ....."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!"
Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn..... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!

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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."

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Q: Why did the coach go to the bank
A: To get his quarter-back

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