School jokes

School jokes are based on the interaction between teacher and students as well as amongst students themselves. Jokes are mostly are situated in school, university or dormitories.

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category: School jokes

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Yes!
Teacher: When?
Lily: Just right now!

73.9% like joke (354 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨?
Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨

75.9% like joke (420 votes)
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

87.76% like joke (14034 votes)
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Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

76.64% like joke (1710 votes)
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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

79.5% like joke (4591 votes)
category: School jokes

Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel so well.
Father: Where does it hurt?
Son: In school.

74.7% like joke (1585 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

73.1% like joke (915 votes)
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Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

73.24% like joke (884 votes)
category: School jokes

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

70.82% like joke (674 votes)
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

72.3% like joke (761 votes)
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