School jokes

School jokes are based on the interaction between teacher and students as well as amongst students themselves. Jokes are mostly are situated in school, university or dormitories.

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category: School jokes1.

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Yes!
Teacher: When?
Lily: Just right now!

joke rating: 3.63 of 307 votes

category: School jokes2.

Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨?
Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨

joke rating: 3.77 of 368 votes

category: School jokes3.

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

joke rating: 4.4 of 13651 votes

category: School jokes4.

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

joke rating: 3.82 of 1627 votes

category: School jokes5.

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

joke rating: 3.97 of 4360 votes

category: School jokes6.

Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel so well.
Father: Where does it hurt?
Son: In school.

joke rating: 3.73 of 1569 votes

category: School jokes7.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

joke rating: 3.65 of 899 votes

category: School jokes8.

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

joke rating: 3.65 of 865 votes

category: School jokes9.

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

joke rating: 3.54 of 670 votes

category: School jokes10.

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

joke rating: 3.6 of 750 votes

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