Religious jokes

category: Religious jokes

by: Shaneroony 3-10-2008

Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?

A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

rating: 2.67 of 6 votes

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category: Religious jokes

by: shane 19-9-2008

Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class
The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?"
The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ!
The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?"
The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!"
The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child?
The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"

rating: 3.67 of 12 votes

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category: Religious jokes

by: pinkcloud 12-8-2008

Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?".Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".

The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".

The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".

rating: 3.7 of 13 votes

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category: Religious jokes

by: Kubo 10-6-2008

Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.....

rating: 3.25 of 4 votes

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category: Religious jokes

by: Kubo 9-3-2008

Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die.
Upon Jeff's arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.
"Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked.
St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in
the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." Jeff was bothered
by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure
he is OK?" So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and
looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous
sexy blonde in a bikini, and also with keg of beer. "I don't mean to
complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell,"
says Jeff. "It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see,
the keg has a hole in it............. and the blonde doesn't."

rating: 3.5 of 44 votes

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category: Religious jokes

by: Kubo 15-2-2008

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

rating: 3.71 of 7 votes

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