Police jokes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 11-10-2008

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 1-10-2008

A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her. Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She screeched to a stop and ran into the lady's room.
Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out. The three cops were standing their waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it."

rating: 2.57 of 7 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 29-9-2008

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.
"YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer.
"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

rating: 3 of 5 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 22-9-2008

Truck driver is stuck under bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

rating: 3 of 5 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 19-9-2008

My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.

rating: 2.83 of 6 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 17-9-2008

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.
A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

rating: 3 of 2 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 2-9-2008

- What is the best organized thing in our world?
- Crime

rating: 3 of 7 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 7-8-2008

A cop pulls a guy over:

- Sir, why were you speeeding?
- Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.

rating: 3.29 of 7 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 28-5-2008

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He\'s Moving!"

rating: 3.67 of 9 votes

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category: Police jokes

by: Kubo 24-3-2008

A cop stopped a drunk at about dawn.
The cop asked, "Can you explain why you're out at this hour?"
"If I could," the drunk said, "I'd be home by now!"

rating: 3 of 3 votes

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