One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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category: One line jokes41.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's s*x?

A: Wait until it's born.

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category: One line jokes42.

Q: What is the biggest mouse in the world?

A: Enormous.

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category: One line jokes43.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

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category: One line jokes44.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

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category: One line jokes45.

Q: Should I have another baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

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category: One line jokes46.

My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.

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category: One line jokes47.

Q: What do u find in an empty nose?
A: Finger prints.

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category: One line jokes48.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids leave home.

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category: One line jokes49.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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category: One line jokes50.

Q.What kind of bees make milk?

A:Boobies

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