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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's s*x?

A: Wait until it's born.

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Q: What is the biggest mouse in the world?

A: Enormous.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

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Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

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Q: Should I have another baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

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My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.

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Q: What do u find in an empty nose?
A: Finger prints.

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids leave home.

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Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

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Q.What kind of bees make milk?

A:Boobies

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