One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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category: One line jokes11.

Q: What is the diffrent between a girl and a cellphone...
A: You can put a selfone on silent.

joke rating: 3.54 of 605 votes

category: One line jokes12.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

joke rating: 3.53 of 606 votes

category: One line jokes13.

Q: What does a clock do when it's hungry?
A: Goes back 4 secounds!!!

joke rating: 3.51 of 611 votes

category: One line jokes14.

Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.....

joke rating: 3.53 of 603 votes

category: One line jokes15.

I will open the door and kick you out of the window!!!

joke rating: 3.52 of 598 votes

category: One line jokes16.

Q.What do you call a women who lives on the sand?

joke rating: 3.53 of 595 votes

category: One line jokes17.

Q: Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

joke rating: 3.53 of 600 votes

category: One line jokes18.

Q: In what country will you not find a vegetarian?
A: Turkey.

joke rating: 3.54 of 603 votes

category: One line jokes19.

Did you hear the story about the giraffe?
Forget it its too long.

joke rating: 3.54 of 598 votes

category: One line jokes20.

Q: What animal has 2 legs 2 eyes 2wind can't fly has a peek ?
A: It's a died bird

joke rating: 3.49 of 604 votes

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