One line jokes
A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.
Two drills are on a ship, when a fire alarm goes off. One drill says to the other drill, "Don't worry, it's just a drill".
If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.
Q: What is the different between bird and fly?
A: Bird can fly, but fly cant bird.
Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.
Dont drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.
Q: Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A: One sells watches and one watches cells.
Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.
My wife and I took out life insurance on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN?
A: A RUMOR.
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