One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

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category: One line jokes1.

If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.

joke rating: 3.49 of 729 votes

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Q: What is the different between bird and fly?
A: Bird can fly, but fly cant bird.

joke rating: 3.53 of 663 votes

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Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.

joke rating: 3.49 of 637 votes

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Dont drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.

joke rating: 3.5 of 632 votes

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Q: Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A: One sells watches and one watches cells.

joke rating: 3.54 of 621 votes

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Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.

joke rating: 3.54 of 619 votes

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My wife and I took out life insurance on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

joke rating: 3.51 of 613 votes

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.

joke rating: 3.54 of 608 votes

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN?
A: A RUMOR.

joke rating: 3.52 of 606 votes

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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

joke rating: 3.53 of 618 votes

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