A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.
Q: Why can't you call your best friend to bail you out of jail?
A: Because your dog does not have money.
Q: What is the different between bird and fly?
A: Bird can fly, but fly cant bird.
Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.rating: 2.79 of 242 votessend joke:rate joke:
Dont drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.rating: 3.07 of 263 votessend joke:rate joke:
Q: Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A: One sells watches and one watches cells.
Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.
My wife and I took out life insurance on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.rating: 3.35 of 342 votessend joke:rate joke:
An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.rating: 3.17 of 368 votessend joke:rate joke:
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN?
A: A RUMOR.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.