One line jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)
To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners.

jokes: 1 - 10 of 75
category: One line jokes

Two drills are on a ship, when a fire alarm goes off. One drill says to the other drill, "Don't worry, it's just a drill".

49.44% like joke (89 votes)
category: One line jokes

If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.

69.26% like joke (776 votes)
category: One line jokes

Q: What is the different between bird and fly?
A: Bird can fly, but fly cant bird.

70.54% like joke (692 votes)
category: One line jokes

Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.

69.4% like joke (660 votes)
category: One line jokes

Dont drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.

70.1% like joke (655 votes)
category: One line jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A: One sells watches and one watches cells.

70.88% like joke (638 votes)
category: One line jokes

Q:Which one came first egg or chicken?
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.

70.94% like joke (629 votes)
category: One line jokes

My wife and I took out life insurance on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

70.64% like joke (630 votes)
category: One line jokes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.

70.76% like joke (622 votes)
category: One line jokes

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN?
A: A RUMOR.

70.6% like joke (621 votes)
jokes: 1 - 10 of 75 | 1 234next jokes

Contact us | Privacy Policy| Copyright ©2008 Jokes-best.com