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category: School jokes

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

86.38% like joke (15407 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

76.54% like joke (2079 votes)
category: Family jokes

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death. I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens."

Sam continued, "I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head."

There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, "Who is Mary?"

71% like joke (775 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

79.04% like joke (5325 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

72.08% like joke (1735 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

70.98% like joke (731 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

74.14% like joke (1621 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

70.36% like joke (758 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

Why are there gates around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.

69.38% like joke (852 votes)
category: Religious jokes

A pastor was caught stealing in the church by a member of the church. This was the conversation between them
Pastor: Blessed are those who see and don't talk
Member: For they shall receive their share. Amen

70.68% like joke (628 votes)
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