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Damn! every year this birthday cake seems to be getting smaller. Or the alcohol is getting bigger!!

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When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car.

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S*x is just like math.
Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And hope they don't multiply.

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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

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Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

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Teacher in class: Can anyone tell me what do you get if you subtract four apples from seven apples?
John: Where are the apples?

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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for 'An act of God', which, amongst others, lightning is classified as.
The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church.
One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"

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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

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