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category: Yo mama jokes31.

Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

joke rating: 3.54 of 740 votes

category: Lawyer jokes32.

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a criminal?
Another criminal.

joke rating: 3.5 of 617 votes

category: Animal jokes33.

A duck walks into a bar. The duck asks, "Got any grapes?" Then the bartender says "Sorry. I cannot help you with that." Then the duck leaves. Then the next day the duck comes back. "Got any grapes?" "No, and if you ask that again, ill nail your feet to the floor!" The duck comes back again. "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any grapes?"

joke rating: 3.54 of 721 votes

category: Chuck Norris jokes34.

Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.

joke rating: 3.49 of 631 votes

category: Animal jokes35.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing," she asked? "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top," she asked? "A Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs," the little girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, Washington and Colorado, but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."

joke rating: 3.52 of 683 votes

category: School jokes36.

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

joke rating: 4.43 of 12951 votes

category: School jokes37.

Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

joke rating: 3.79 of 1478 votes

category: Family jokes38.

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, "Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death. I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens."

Sam continued, "I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head."

There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, "Who is Mary?"

joke rating: 3.54 of 727 votes

category: School jokes39.

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

joke rating: 3.95 of 4024 votes

category: Kids jokes40.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

joke rating: 3.64 of 1483 votes

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