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category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

71.06% like joke (910 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

71.24% like joke (900 votes)
category: Retirement jokes

There were two retired men. One of the men said "I feel like a newborn baby,". The other man asked why. The man said, " I have no hair, no teeth, and I just peed in my pants.

70.94% like joke (653 votes)
category: Men jokes

A man asked a waiter. "What is this fly doing in my soup?"
The waiter replied. "It looks like its swimming sir."

69.94% like joke (616 votes)
category: Bar jokes

A drunk man walks out of the bar and sees a nun standing at the bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she is on the ground crying he says," Not so tough are you now Batman!"

70.12% like joke (667 votes)
category: Religious jokes

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

74.32% like joke (866 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yore mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider

70.98% like joke (773 votes)
category: Lawyer jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a criminal?
Another criminal.

69.82% like joke (624 votes)
category: Animal jokes

A duck walks into a bar. The duck asks, "Got any grapes?" Then the bartender says "Sorry. I cannot help you with that." Then the duck leaves. Then the next day the duck comes back. "Got any grapes?" "No, and if you ask that again, ill nail your feet to the floor!" The duck comes back again. "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any grapes?"

70.56% like joke (772 votes)
category: Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.

69.62% like joke (637 votes)
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