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Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

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What did the Left Nut say to the right nut?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!.....

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Q: What do you call a man who lives in an envelope?
A: Bill.

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A man goes to a bar that has a party the other day, ee asks The boss.

Man: Can someone here give me a bl*wjob?
Boss: Yeah.Here take this balloons and blow them.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts?
Doctor: Well, stop doing it!

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A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

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Q: Waiter how long will the chips be?
A: About five centimeters each, I expect sir.

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Two cannibals were eating a Clown.
One cannibal look at the other cannibal and said, "Does it taste funny to you?"

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Dad says to his son, "Don't mast*rbate to much because you will go blind."
Son say, "I'm over here?"

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