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A boy come suddenly and find out his dad having s*x with his mom.
He said, "Hey dad, wha are you doing?"
Dad: "I'm just making baby for you ."
Boy: "So come on, have your way with me and make me a nice bike.",

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Did you hear the story about the giraffe?
Forget it its too long.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...

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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

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Q: What animal has 2 legs 2 eyes 2wind can't fly has a peek ?
A: It's a died bird

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Ther are 3 girls in a car and a genie pops up and says you have 3 whishes...
I wish I was 50% smarter Poof your a Brunette head...
I wish I was 100% smarter, poof your a blonde head...
I Wish I was 100% Dumber, poof your a Man...

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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.

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What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire?
Frost bite.

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