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category: One line jokes11.

If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.

joke rating: 3.5 of 737 votes

category: Animal jokes12.

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
Bartender says, "Where in the world did you get that?"
Frog spoke up, "Would you believe it started out as a wart on my ass!!"

joke rating: 3.28 of 892 votes

category: Math jokes13.

One day, two thieves stole a bunch of money from a house. First thief: Let us count the money we have stolen. Second thief: Leave, why we will count and waste our time. We can see in the newspaper, tomorrow.

joke rating: 3.5 of 731 votes

category: Animal jokes14.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sir, why the long face."

joke rating: 3.47 of 820 votes

category: Police jokes15.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

joke rating: 3.65 of 852 votes

category: Men jokes16.

Two Tribal Men were sitting around a fire camp and having a serious discussion.
First Tribal says: Hoo
Second Tribal says: Haa
First Tribal says: Hoo
Second Tribal says: Haa
First Tribal says: Hoo
Second Tribal says: Haa
First Tribal says: Hee
Second Tribal says: Don't try to change the Topic!

joke rating: 3.52 of 634 votes

category: Chuck Norris jokes17.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

joke rating: 3.48 of 667 votes

category: Men jokes18.

It's OK for a Man to cry?

At least we know, what were crying about.

J. WOLFE

joke rating: 3.5 of 644 votes

category: Chuck Norris jokes19.

Chuck Norris isn't that powerful; there's no way that he could teleport next to me right now a smash my face against my keybojehrhhfhcyeuqjnj73772/isi8wiwjj..e ,uj,ksjwp';nsj

joke rating: 3.5 of 646 votes

category: Bar jokes20.

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash and sits down at the bar. The Bartender walks over and asks why the man has brought an alligator into the bar. The man replies, " I have an offer to make".
The bartender being curious, says,"OK, what's the offer?". The man stands up and says, " If everyone in the bar is willing to buy me one drink each, I will drop my pants, open the alligator's mouth and place my genitals in his mouth and then close his mouth. After one full minute, I will make the alligator open his mouth and remove my gentitals...unscathed." After a few minutes, everyone agrees to buy him a drink. Sure enough, the man drops his pants, opens the alligaor's mouth, places his genitals in it's mouth and then closes it. After one minute, the man hits the alligator over the head with a beer bottle, and the alligator opens his mouth... and as promised, the man's genitals are unscathed.
After about an hour, the man had drank his last free drink and the bartender asks if there is anything else the man would like. The man says, " I have another offer to make". The bartender thinks to himself, "This ought to be good" and tells the man to make his offer. The man stands up again and turns to the other patrons of the bar and says, " If there is anyone else in the room willing to try the same thing, I'll give them $1000", and places 10 $100 bills on the bar.
After a few minutes of talking amongst themselves, a small blonde girl, in the back of the room stands up and says, " Mister, I am willing to give it a try, but you have to promise not to hit me with that beer bottle, when I'm done!".

joke rating: 3.51 of 655 votes

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