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category: Animal jokes

A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says,"Sure, and if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."

48.38% like joke (31 votes)
category: School jokes

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"

63.64% like joke (33 votes)
category: Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris truck doesn't run on fuel, it runs on fear.

56.52% like joke (69 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A guy says to his best friend "Oh man, I'm so scr*wed!"
His best friend asks him "Why are you scr*wed?"
The guy responds "Well my girlfriend took me out to dinner with her parents, and gave me a h*ndjob under the table..."
His friend says "DUDE Thats awesome! Why are you scr*wed though?"
The guy says "It was a glass table."

64.04% like joke (144 votes)
category: Family jokes

A husband tells his wife, "Since it is your birthday, remember that yellow Lamborghini that you really wanted?". The wife screams in joy and starts crying tears of joy. Then the husband says, "Well I got you a toothbrush, same color".

73.12% like joke (664 votes)
category: Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once at the airport. The security told him to take off his shoes.
So Chuck said, "No".

And that was that!

46.2% like joke (261 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Yes!
Teacher: When?
Lily: Just right now!

72.94% like joke (434 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨?
Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨

75.74% like joke (516 votes)
category: Family jokes

In a maternity hospital the wife delivered a son.
The husband asked his wife: "I am white, you are white, why is it that the child is black?"
The wife replied: "I am hot and you are hot. The child must have been burnt"

67.76% like joke (1096 votes)
category: Political jokes

God created earth and heaven, the rest was made in China.

70.62% like joke (956 votes)
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