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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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Hitler conquering another village while ww2 and he decided to give a chance for every woman in this village to save their families.
He made all men to stand naked one next to another in stright line and every woman have to find her husband by doing them bl*wjob. First woman starts to suck and saying:
- not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, Mine!
It's turn out that she was right so they could walk away free. Second woman starts to suck:
- not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, MINE!!
True again so Hitler was deeply surprised and decided to stand in line between men of village. Third woman starts to doing her job and saying:
-not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine......

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What are Real Madrid fans going to do after they win the "Copa del Rey"?

R : Shut down the play-station

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? An animal that stinks and stings!

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A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women.
His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them.
Great says his mate, what is it!
Just walk up to any woman you fancy and say, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion! Does this damp piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

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A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Lets cut off this ones tail"
The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask whats wrong.
"You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one.?!"

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A pair of glasses walks into to a pub
He asked the bar man for a drink.
and the bar man replies.
I am not serving you ,your off your head.

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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do?
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U stop imagining...

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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.

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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.

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