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category: Police jokes
by: Kubo 11-10-2008
A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
rating: 0 of 0 votes
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 10-10-2008
A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar.
The bartender says,"What is this, some kind of joke?"
rating: 0 of 0 votes
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category: Yo mama jokes
by: Bibber 8-10-2008
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
rating: 3 of 22 votes
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category: Yo mama jokes
by: Bibber 8-10-2008
Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
rating: 3.1 of 21 votes
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category: Yo mama jokes
by: Bibber 8-10-2008
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
rating: 3.1 of 21 votes
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 8-10-2008
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
rating: 3 of 2 votes
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category: Bar jokes
by: Kubo 7-10-2008
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"
rating: 3 of 1 votes
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category: School jokes
by: Kubo 6-10-2008
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
rating: 1 of 2 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris once ate a 72oz steak in 45 minutes, he spent the first 35 banging the waitress.
rating: 3.46 of 11 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
rating: 3.75 of 12 votes
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