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category: School jokes

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

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category: Kids jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

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category: Computer jokes

Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

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category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

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category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

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category: D*rty jokes

Why are there gates around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.

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category: Religious jokes

A pastor was caught stealing in the church by a member of the church. This was the conversation between them
Pastor: Blessed are those who see and don't talk
Member: For they shall receive their share. Amen

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category: Blonde jokes

What do blondes and tornado's have in common?
There is a lot of blowing and sucking at first, but in the end you lose your home!

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category: Women jokes

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.

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category: D*rty jokes

Whats the difference between being hungry and being h*rny?
Where you put the cucumber.

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