Math jokes

A math jokes are a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics. The humor may come from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term. It may also come from a lay person's misunderstanding of a mathematical concept. Math jokes are frequently inaccessible to those without a mathematical bent.

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category: Math jokes1.

One day, two thieves stole a bunch of money from a house. First thief: Let us count the money we have stolen. Second thief: Leave, why we will count and waste our time. We can see in the newspaper, tomorrow.

joke rating: 3.5 of 731 votes

category: Math jokes2.

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

joke rating: 3.5 of 672 votes

category: Math jokes3.

Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.

joke rating: 3.52 of 667 votes

category: Math jokes4.

Maths is like s*x....
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

joke rating: 3.52 of 639 votes

category: Math jokes5.

S*x is just like math.
Add the bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And hope they don't multiply.

joke rating: 3.49 of 626 votes

category: Math jokes6.

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

joke rating: 3.59 of 709 votes

category: Math jokes7.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...

joke rating: 3.54 of 612 votes

category: Math jokes8.

Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?

He had to work it out with a pencil......

joke rating: 3.51 of 615 votes

category: Math jokes9.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

joke rating: 3.54 of 620 votes

category: Math jokes10.

why is 6 afraid of 7?
-because 7 ate 9!!!!

joke rating: 3.54 of 648 votes

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