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A **math jokes** are a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics. The humor may come from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term. It may also come from a lay person's misunderstanding of a mathematical concept. **Math jokes** are frequently inaccessible to those without a mathematical bent.

category: **Math jokes**1.

One day, two thieves stole a bunch of money from a house. First thief: Let us count the money we have stolen. Second thief: Leave, why we will count and waste our time. We can see in the newspaper, tomorrow.

joke rating: **3.5** of 724 votes

category: **Math jokes**2.

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?

Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?

Teacher: What do mean?

Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

joke rating: **3.5** of 661 votes

category: **Math jokes**3.

Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?

A: Because nobody understood him.

joke rating: **3.53** of 659 votes

category: **Math jokes**4.

Maths is like s*x....

ADD the bed

MINUS the clothes

DIVIDE the legs

and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

joke rating: **3.53** of 634 votes

category: **Math jokes**5.

S*x is just like math.

Add the bed.

Subtract the clothes.

Divide the legs.

And hope they don't multiply.

joke rating: **3.5** of 624 votes

category: **Math jokes**6.

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?

A: He had a lot of problems!

joke rating: **3.58** of 701 votes

category: **Math jokes**7.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I've lost my electron".

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...

joke rating: **3.54** of 609 votes

category: **Math jokes**8.

Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?

He had to work it out with a pencil......

joke rating: **3.51** of 612 votes

category: **Math jokes**9.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

joke rating: **3.54** of 618 votes

category: **Math jokes**10.

why is 6 afraid of 7?

-because 7 ate 9!!!!

joke rating: **3.54** of 645 votes

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