Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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category: Kids jokes41.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

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category: Kids jokes42.

Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

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category: Kids jokes43.

What's the richest kind of air?

Billionaire.

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category: Kids jokes44.

Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.

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category: Kids jokes45.

Question: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Answer: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.

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Roshni: What kind of fish is this?
Aquarium keeper: Jelly Fish
Roshni: Which flavor it is?

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category: Kids jokes47.

A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die."
So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting."
So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."

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category: Kids jokes48.

What are elephants that wears tiny glass slippers?
Cinderelephants.

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category: Kids jokes49.

What's the opposite of Dominoes?


Domi doesnt know.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear

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