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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

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What's the richest kind of air?

Billionaire.

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Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.

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Question: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Answer: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.

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Roshni: What kind of fish is this?
Aquarium keeper: Jelly Fish
Roshni: Which flavor it is?

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A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die."
So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting."
So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."

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What are elephants that wears tiny glass slippers?
Cinderelephants.

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What's the opposite of Dominoes?


Domi doesnt know.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Noeyedear

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