Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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category: Kids jokes21.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says,"Give me a drink and rag."

joke rating: 3.46 of 613 votes

category: Kids jokes22.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!

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category: Kids jokes23.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.

joke rating: 3.54 of 617 votes

category: Kids jokes24.

When is a door sweet and tasty??

When its jammed!!!

joke rating: 3.54 of 599 votes

category: Kids jokes25.

What do you call a old snowman?

Water.

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category: Kids jokes26.

Q: WHICH IS THE GATE WE CAN'T ENTER
A: COLGATE (TOOTHPASTE)

joke rating: 3.54 of 596 votes

category: Kids jokes27.

What's brown and sticky?

A STICK!

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category: Kids jokes28.

Q: In which room we cannot live?

A: Mushroom.

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category: Kids jokes29.

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

joke rating: 3.53 of 599 votes

category: Kids jokes30.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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