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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.

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A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

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Q: How do you fit 4 elephants into a mini?
A: 2 in the front 2 in he back.
Q: How do you fit 4 girrafes into a mini?
A: You can't because the elephants are in thier.
Q: How do you know there is 2 elephants in the fridge?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there's 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there's 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: ...............there will be a mini parked outside.

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John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

71.38% like joke (736 votes)
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old

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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

71.36% like joke (654 votes)
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