Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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category: Kids jokes11.

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

joke rating: 3.62 of 858 votes

category: Kids jokes12.

Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.

joke rating: 3.52 of 628 votes

category: Kids jokes13.

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

joke rating: 3.56 of 658 votes

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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

joke rating: 3.77 of 965 votes

category: Kids jokes15.

Q: How do you fit 4 elephants into a mini?
A: 2 in the front 2 in he back.
Q: How do you fit 4 girrafes into a mini?
A: You can't because the elephants are in thier.
Q: How do you know there is 2 elephants in the fridge?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there's 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there's 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: ...............there will be a mini parked outside.

joke rating: 3.47 of 628 votes

category: Kids jokes16.

John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

joke rating: 3.5 of 628 votes

category: Kids jokes17.

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

joke rating: 3.56 of 734 votes

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

joke rating: 3.54 of 646 votes

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old

joke rating: 3.48 of 613 votes

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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

joke rating: 3.57 of 653 votes

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