Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Funnny kids jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.
A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!
What's the opposite of Dominoes?
Domi doesnt know.
Q: How do you fit 4 elephants into a mini?
A: 2 in the front 2 in he back.
Q: How do you fit 4 girrafes into a mini?
A: You can't because the elephants are in thier.
Q: How do you know there is 2 elephants in the fridge?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there's 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there's 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: ...............there will be a mini parked outside.
Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?
Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!
fish vendor: only 50 cents, very very fresh ,if you dont someone else will.
thief: how much do you have
fish vendor : only 50 cents
thief : are you trying to be fresh with me
fish vendor: very very fresh
thief: do you want me to kill you
fish vendor :if you don't someone else will.
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
Q:What do two oceans do when they meet?
A:Nothing! Just wave
Question: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Answer: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.
Knock knock whose there? open the door and you'll find out.
Roshni: What kind of fish is this?
Aquarium keeper: Jelly Fish
Roshni: Which flavor it is?
A skeleton walks into a bar and says,"Give me a drink and rag."
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.
A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
Q: WHICH IS THE GATE WE CAN'T ENTER
A: COLGATE (TOOTHPASTE)
This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What is a baby's motto
A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
Q: How do you put a elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe if the fridge?
A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and clase the door.
What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
What's the richest kind of air?
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
When is a door sweet and tasty??
When its jammed!!!
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
What do you call a old snowman?
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
What did Zero say to Eight?
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
What are elephants that wears tiny glass slippers?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Q: In which room we cannot live?
What's brown and sticky?
A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die."
So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting."
So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."
What is the best type of ship?
What do you give a cat for its birthday?
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.
What is a bunny's favorite music?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep, baaaa.
What is green and says I'm a frog a
John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What has ten letters and starts with gas?