Kids jokes

category: Kids jokes

by: adi 10-9-2008

fish vendor: only 50 cents, very very fresh ,if you dont someone else will.
thief: how much do you have
fish vendor : only 50 cents
thief : are you trying to be fresh with me
fish vendor: very very fresh
thief: do you want me to kill you
fish vendor :if you don't someone else will.

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category: Kids jokes

by: Kubo 7-5-2008

What did the tooth brush want to become when he grew older?

A broom.

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category: Kids jokes

by: Kubo 15-4-2008

This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"

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category: Kids jokes

by: Kubo 15-4-2008

Doctor, Doctor can you please help me out?

Yes, over there- the same way that you came in!

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category: Kids jokes

by: Kubo 15-4-2008

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

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category: Kids jokes

by: Kubo 15-4-2008

Q: What is a baby's motto
A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!

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