Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

joke rating: 3.64 of 1483 votes

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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

joke rating: 3.73 of 1383 votes

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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

joke rating: 3.61 of 969 votes

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Q: How do you put a elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe if the fridge?
A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and clase the door.

joke rating: 3.24 of 925 votes

category: Kids jokes5.

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

joke rating: 3.62 of 1005 votes

category: Kids jokes6.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

joke rating: 3.52 of 794 votes

category: Kids jokes7.

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

joke rating: 3.62 of 980 votes

category: Kids jokes8.

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

joke rating: 3.58 of 795 votes

category: Kids jokes9.

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

joke rating: 3.57 of 801 votes

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What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

joke rating: 3.59 of 793 votes

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