Kids jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says,"Give me a drink and rag."

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.

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When is a door sweet and tasty??

When its jammed!!!

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What do you call a old snowman?

Water.

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Q: WHICH IS THE GATE WE CAN'T ENTER
A: COLGATE (TOOTHPASTE)

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What's brown and sticky?

A STICK!

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Q: In which room we cannot live?

A: Mushroom.

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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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