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category: Yo mama jokes
by: Kubo 25-8-2008
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
rating: 4 of 15 votes
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category: Adult jokes
by: super woman 17-9-2008
Ok, So superman was flying around on day after he had saved the world."Man that was hard work, Now I need to relax and fuck a bitch." And so he went to the batcave. He walked over to batman and asked, You know any hoes that just want to have sex?" batman looked and replied, "well I heard superwomen wants to have sex." superman looked at him and shook his head,"Well superwomen wants to have sex with EVERYONE" so intern he goes to robin, " Look robin I know your gay and all but do you know any hoes that want to fuck." robin replies, "Well I heard superwomens pretty good." Superman looks and says" Well EVERYONE hears superwomen is good." Pissed superman flies off. While hes flying he passes over a field. He looks down and sees superwomen completly naked with her legs spread. Superman thinks to himself,"I can get in and out in faster than a speeding bullet." So he flies down gets in and gets out faster than a bullet. Back in the field superwomen looks around and says "what the fuck was that?" and invisable man says" I don't know but my ass hurts"
rating: 3.89 of 19 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: Cwic 20-9-2008
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
rating: 3.83 of 46 votes
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category: Yo mama jokes
by: Kubo 25-8-2008
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
rating: 3.83 of 18 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: DUDE 25-8-2008
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
rating: 3.83 of 29 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: wibo 5-9-2008
Chuck Norris, mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there buisness is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair\".
rating: 3.83 of 50 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: Kubo 19-8-2008
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
rating: 3.82 of 33 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: DUDE 25-8-2008
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
rating: 3.82 of 23 votes
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category: Chuck Norris jokes
by: DUDE 25-8-2008
When Truman decided to bomb hiroshima for World War II it was because it was more humane than sending in Chuck Norris
rating: 3.82 of 23 votes
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category: School jokes
by: Kubo 19-7-2008
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
rating: 3.82 of 28 votes
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