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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 1-8-2008
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
rating: 3 of 7 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 31-7-2008
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
rating: 3.39 of 13 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 30-7-2008
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
rating: 3.39 of 13 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 29-7-2008
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
rating: 3.37 of 8 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 28-7-2008
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said,
"I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn't have your seat belt fastened." The man said, "I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car. The Patrol Man said to the man\'s wife, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt fastened. Isn't that right, lady?" She replied,
"Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he's drunk."
rating: 3 of 5 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 11-6-2008
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband:
"So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
rating: 3.21 of 9 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 11-6-2008
A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"yes and you also have soup all over you!"
rating: 3 of 7 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 27-5-2008
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can\'t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
rating: 3 of 5 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 12-3-2008
Deer Hunter
A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill
with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn't want his sons to refuse
tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without
telling them what the meat was they were about to eat.
"Oh come on Dad," said the oldest son. "What is this meat?"
"Just taste it," said the father, "You will love it."
The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their
forks.
"Give us a little hint.", pleaded the second son.
"Only if you take a bite.", said the father. As each boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father continued, "Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time."
>The oldest boy shouted, "Spit it out boys, it's asshole!"
rating: 3.7 of 13 votes
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category: Family jokes
by: Kubo 10-3-2008
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing
from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard
sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her
husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so
much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father
threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
rating: 3.17 of 6 votes
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