Dirty jokes

Dirty jokes are based on taboo, often s*xual content or vocabulary.
Jokes deals with topics that are considered to be in poor taste or overly vulgar by the prevailing morals in a culture.

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category: D*rty jokes41.

A man is working a a d*ldo store, when a brunette walks in.
She asks him how much for the black d*ldo? he replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything.
A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white d*ldo? he replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesn't buy anything.
A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a d*ldo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one.
She asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? he says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it.
At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold. The man said no d*ldos but i sold your thermos for $250.

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category: D*rty jokes42.

When did Pinocio realized that he is made from wood?
When his right arm caught on fire...

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category: D*rty jokes43.

Q: What does a blonde and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
A: They blow, suck, an can fit in a closet.

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category: D*rty jokes44.

Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!!"

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category: D*rty jokes45.

There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms.
The mom walked by all the rooms.
The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet.
The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."

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category: D*rty jokes46.

5 years old boy and mom showering.

boy asks: What happened between your legs?
mom: Ummm, fell on a axe.
boy: Wow! by your p*ssy?

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category: D*rty jokes47.

Before having s*x, Tony thought about being a little romantic.
He told his wife, "I'll kiss your lips...then move up to your bellybutton."

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category: D*rty jokes48.

A man was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to him, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"
The scared the man pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"
The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"
HE says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!"
The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the the man's head and says, Alright, now give me a bl*wjob!"
"Anything!" cries Banta, "Just don't shoot!"
The man starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun.
Man sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! Somebody might walk in!"

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category: D*rty jokes49.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic s*x.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific s*x life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.

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category: D*rty jokes50.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice.

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