Computer jokes

category: Computer jokes

by: talonman1995 31-8-2008

A computer technician says "Why even have a 3-chip Hi-Def camcorder if you can't calibrate the white balance"!!!!!!!

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category: Computer jokes

by: Kubo 27-8-2008

- How do two programmers make money?
- One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses

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category: Computer jokes

by: Kubo 21-8-2008

A system administrator has 2 problems:

- dumb users
- smart users

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category: Computer jokes

by: Rhys 20-8-2008

How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer?

Their's liquid paper all over the screen!

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category: Computer jokes

by: Kubo 10-6-2008

"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."

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category: Computer jokes

by: kubo 21-5-2008

What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?

The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.

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category: Computer jokes

by: Kubo 26-2-2008

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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