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Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

71.1% like joke (720 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

72.7% like joke (747 votes)
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Womens are like computer virus...they ENTER your life...SEARCH your pocket...SHIFT your balance ...CONTROL your life...when you become an old version DELET you from the system

69.56% like joke (656 votes)
category: Computer jokes

What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.

71.02% like joke (638 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

73.18% like joke (761 votes)
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

71.4% like joke (704 votes)
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

70.74% like joke (625 votes)
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

70.6% like joke (614 votes)
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

70.12% like joke (613 votes)
category: Computer jokes

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

70.68% like joke (611 votes)
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