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category: Computer jokes1.

Q: What is a astronaut's favorite place on the notebook?
A: The space bar!

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category: Computer jokes2.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

rating: 3.59 of 681 votes

category: Computer jokes3.

Womens are like computer virus...they ENTER your life...SEARCH your pocket...SHIFT your balance ...CONTROL your life...when you become an old version DELET you from the system

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category: Computer jokes4.

What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.

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category: Computer jokes5.

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

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category: Computer jokes6.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

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category: Computer jokes7.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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category: Computer jokes8.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

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category: Computer jokes9.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

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category: Computer jokes10.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

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