Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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America once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from nobody.

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Chuck Norris: Who the hell is he?

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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.

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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to music, music listens to him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cry, water condenses on his face at the appropriate time.

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