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Chuck Norris doesn't swim (even though he can), the water holds Chuck Norris up.

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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...

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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!

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The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist!

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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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How many push-ups did Chuck Norris make?

All of them.

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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.

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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.

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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!

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