Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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Chuck Norris taught Micheal Jackson to moonwalk.

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Once while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.

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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.

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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco.....

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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris........ After 5 days of extreme pain........ the snake died.

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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.

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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch

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