Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.

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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

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Chuck Norris waits for no man.... Not even himself

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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom
Because he never f*cks up

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God created human. Chuck Norris created God.

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Chuck Norris could start a fire with 2 ice cubes.

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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim (even though he can), the water holds Chuck Norris up.

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