Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.

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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?

Because Chuck Norris is running on it.

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Chuck Norris can win THE GAME.

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It is more of a challenge for Chuck Norris to kill something with a gun than with his bare hands.

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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon....longways

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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.

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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.

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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.

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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.

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