Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.

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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.

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IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK, TALKS LIKE A DUCK, AND SMELLS LIKE A DUCK BUT CHUCK NORRIS SAYS ITS A GIRRAFE ITS A DAMN GIRRAFE!

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Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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In an average living room there are 242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.

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Chuck Norris doesnt have the internet, he has already seen every internet site.

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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".

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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by........ Chuck Norris.

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