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Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris once ate a 72oz steak in 45 minutes, he spent the first 35 banging the waitress.
rating: 3.46 of 11 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
rating: 3.75 of 12 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
rating: 3.67 of 9 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
rating: 3.37 of 8 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
rating: 3.63 of 8 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
rating: 3.33 of 12 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
rating: 3.43 of 7 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
rating: 3.57 of 7 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
rating: 3.33 of 30 votes
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by: Bibber 5-10-2008
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
rating: 3.33 of 6 votes
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