Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jokes are jokes about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture.
The jokes typically claim that Chuck Norris is some type of irate, all-powerful superbeing.

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Chuck Norris truck doesn't run on fuel, it runs on fear.

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Chuck Norris was once at the airport. The security told him to take off his shoes.
So Chuck said, "No".

And that was that!

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

69.52% like joke (673 votes)
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Chuck Norris isn't that powerful; there's no way that he could teleport next to me right now a smash my face against my keybojehrhhfhcyeuqjnj73772/isi8wiwjj..e ,uj,ksjwp';nsj

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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.

69.68% like joke (635 votes)
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.

70.44% like joke (616 votes)
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

70.54% like joke (602 votes)
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.

70.52% like joke (603 votes)
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.

70.9% like joke (606 votes)
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

71.16% like joke (617 votes)
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