Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.

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category: Blonde jokes31.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put three shovels against the wall and tell her to take her pick.

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category: Blonde jokes32.

A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"

The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

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category: Blonde jokes33.

Why did the blonde give her computer cough medicine?

It had a virus.

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category: Blonde jokes34.

Why did the blonde spray her computer with raid?

It had a bug.

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category: Blonde jokes35.

How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave.

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category: Blonde jokes36.

What do u do when a blond girl throws a grenade at u???

U pull the pin out and throw it back!!!

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category: Blonde jokes37.

How many blonde jokes are there?
1 the rest of them are true stories.

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category: Blonde jokes38.

Why did the blonde tip-toe across the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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category: Blonde jokes39.

What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?

Intelligent.

What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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category: Blonde jokes40.

AA stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
- 'What would you like to talk about?'
- 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
- OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
- 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'
To which the blonde replies,
- 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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