Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.

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A blonde goes to a sales man to buy a TV, "I want that TV" the man replies, "sorry, I don't sell to blondes.
She went home, died her hair red and went back to the sales man, "I want this TV," "again, "Sorry, I don't sell to blonbes"
Frustrated, she went home, shaved bold and went again " I want this TV!!!" agian, "sorry I dont sell to blondes".
The blonde screams out" HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW I'M BLONDE!?!" he replies, "Caues thats not a TV, it's a microwave!"

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What did the blonde say when she found she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

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WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD TOUCH THE GROUND FIRST ON TOP OF A BUILDING FIRST?-THERES A BLONDE OR A JEW.
"A jew because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

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The blonde was coming home she was on the highway. She turned on the radio and heard a man say that "blondes are stupid" So she goes down further and see's a blonde in the middle of a corn field trying to row a boat. So she stop and get out and yell to her.. "Your the blonde that gives us a bad name, if I could swim I will come out there and kick your ass"

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A blonde phones up the fire brigade and sayes that her house is on fire. Fireman asks 'how do we get there ?' She replies 'HELLO ... IN THE BIG RED LORRY !'

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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There is this blond going to Disney World.
She sees a sign that says, "Disney World left".
She turns around and goes home.

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Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar??

She heard drinks were on the house.

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A blonde rear ends a man. He gets out of his car and asks:
- Have you ever even taken a driving test?
- Yes, I have, and many times, you idiot!

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Two blonde women are talking..

- you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband
- did you do it for money or for love?
- for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore...

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