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Why did the blonde give her computer cough medicine?

It had a virus.

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Why did the blonde spray her computer with raid?

It had a bug.

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How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave.

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What do u do when a blond girl throws a grenade at u???

U pull the pin out and throw it back!!!

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How many blonde jokes are there?
1 the rest of them are true stories.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe across the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?

Intelligent.

What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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AA stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
- 'What would you like to talk about?'
- 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
- OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
- 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'
To which the blonde replies,
- 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

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I'm a blonde and I'm pretty smart, I know because people keep on telling me, especially the pretty girl on the bathroom wall .

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