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A blond was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blond roommate saw her and asked, "What are you doing?" The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.."

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Two Blonds With Hammers...
Lynn and Julie were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Julie, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Lynn explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them are defective and have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."
Julie got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

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A blond and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blond jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blond finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"
The blond says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm?
Because she think, that picture being taking.

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What's the blondes idea of safe s*x?
Locking the car door.

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Q: 17 blonds stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in?
A: The sign says must be 18 to enter.

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Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Brunnete: I don't know.
Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!

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Q: Why did the blonde write her test in the aeroplane?
A: Because she wanted high marks.

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How do you know if a blonde has been in your car???

The gear stick is wet.

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