Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of dumb blonde women.
Blonde jokes nearly always take the format of the blonde placing herself in a situation or making a comment that serves to highlight her lack of intelligence.

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category: Blonde jokes

Two blondes walking through the woods and suddenly came a cross a lion. One of the blond slowly squatted down, scooped hand full of mud and threw it to the lions eyes. The next second she started to run like hell, while the other one is still standing like nothing happened. So the running blonde yelled back
"hey run, run."
"No.." the other one yelled back, "Why should I? Its you who threw the mud on him."

68.34% like joke (720 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

What do blondes and tornado's have in common?
There is a lot of bl*wing and s*cking at first, but in the end you lose your home!

69.42% like joke (683 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde with an I.Q. of 2?
She was pregnant.

69.1% like joke (627 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"

70.92% like joke (649 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

Q:What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A:There actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

70.06% like joke (641 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

A boy and a blonde a stranded, in a blazing hot desert. They walk for miles and come across a shop. The boy buys food and water for the journey whilst the blonde bought a car door. "What will you do with a car door?" asked the boy and the blonde replies, "So that I can roll down the window for fresh hair when it gets too hot"

69.8% like joke (613 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"

71.08% like joke (629 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blonds make ice cubes?
A: Because they don't know the recipe.

70.58% like joke (602 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, "Hey look a dead bird."
She looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

70.4% like joke (599 votes)
category: Blonde jokes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb & 99 to turn the house.

70.7% like joke (599 votes)
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