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A man goes to a bar that has a party the other day, ee asks The boss.

Man: Can someone here give me a bl*wjob?
Boss: Yeah.Here take this balloons and blow them.

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Damn! every year this birthday cake seems to be getting smaller. Or the alcohol is getting bigger!!

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A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man."
And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"

70.58% like joke (594 votes)
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A sandwich walks into a bar and asks the barman for a drink.
The barman says..."Sorry, we don't serve food here."

70.68% like joke (591 votes)
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Q: How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins.

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A man was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a visitor waiting for him outside the bar.
He had just bought another large beer and he didn"t want anyone to drink it.
So, he wrote a little sign on a piece of paper and left it by his beer that said: "I spit in my beer."
When he returned to his bar stool there was another note beside his beer: "I spit in your beer too!"

70.64% like joke (593 votes)
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A man goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks, as he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him.
He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage goes upto her and says, Excuse me...I'm Jerry from Baker Street. "Can I sit here and buy you a drink?"
The woman agrees and soon both of them are drinking away like good old friends. Then after everything is through Jerry and the lady walk out of the bar.
Again gathering courage and slightly drunk, he asks her, "Eschcuse me, can we have s*x please?"
The lady says, " Well I don't mind, but you see I'm on my menstrual cycle"
"No problem" says Santa "You proceed on your menstrual cycle, I will follow you in my Honda Civic!"

70.54% like joke (591 votes)
category: Bar jokes

A pair of glasses walks into to a pub
He asked the bar man for a drink.
and the bar man replies.
I am not serving you ,your off your head.

70.56% like joke (592 votes)
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A grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Larry?"

70.7% like joke (591 votes)
category: Bar jokes

A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!

70.76% like joke (594 votes)
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