Animal jokes

Funny jokes about animals, dog jokes, cat jokes, rabit jokes, ....

jokes: 41 - 50 of 50 |previous jokes234 5
category: Animal jokes41.

Where do wild pigs go on weekends?
Pignics.

joke rating: 3.53 of 593 votes

category: Animal jokes42.

What do you call a smart insect?

A spelling bee.

joke rating: 3.54 of 594 votes

category: Animal jokes43.

One man walking on the street with two penguins.
His friends get very angry when they see him and they told him to take poor animals to zoo.
Man said them that's great idea and he left.
After 2 hours they saw him again with two penguins and they are angry.
Man said "Why you angry? We been there and now we are going to cinema."

joke rating: 3.54 of 591 votes

category: Animal jokes44.

Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who's the hardest.
1st mouse says I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out
and as the bar comes down i bench press it 30 times
and throw it across the room!
2nd mouse says : you poof! I get rat poison' crush it into powder and
snort it.
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, where are you going? asked the other 2. Home he replied to shag the cat!!

joke rating: 3.53 of 591 votes

category: Animal jokes45.

A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, she was incredibly ticked now. The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."

joke rating: 3.53 of 593 votes

category: Animal jokes46.

What dou you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH

joke rating: 3.53 of 596 votes

category: Animal jokes47.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."

joke rating: 3.53 of 592 votes

category: Animal jokes48.

What has four legs and an arm?
A Happy Pit Bull.

joke rating: 3.53 of 591 votes

category: Animal jokes49.

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

joke rating: 3.53 of 592 votes

category: Animal jokes50.

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

joke rating: 3.53 of 597 votes

jokes: 41 - 50 of 50 |previous jokes234 5

Contact us | Privacy Policy| Copyright ©2008 Jokes-best.com