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category: D*rty jokes81.

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my privates inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his privates unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

joke rating: 3.56 of 682 votes

category: D*rty jokes82.

Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that."
Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!!"

joke rating: 3.56 of 615 votes

category: Blonde jokes83.

3 women are waiting to be executed one is a brunette, one is a red head and one is a blonde.

The brunette is called up and the executer says do you have any last words and she says no. The exucter then continues and says ready aim and the brunette shouts earthquake everyone is startled and jumps to the floor while the brunette escapes.

Then the red head is called up and once again the exucter shouts any last words and once again the red head replies no. So the executer shouts ready aim and the red head shouts tornado everyone is scared and starts running around while the red head escapes.

By now the blonde understands what she has to do so when she gets called up and the executer asks her if she has any last words she says no. Then once again the executer shouts ready aim and the brunette shouts FIRE!

joke rating: 3.56 of 641 votes

category: Yo mama jokes84.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

joke rating: 3.56 of 649 votes

category: Bar jokes85.

A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says, "What are you doing?"
A blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

joke rating: 3.55 of 637 votes

category: School jokes86.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

joke rating: 3.55 of 633 votes

category: D*rty jokes87.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"?
"FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking?

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?
..."POPCORN"!!
What were you thinking?!?!?!

joke rating: 3.55 of 661 votes

category: D*rty jokes88.

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
.. Coconut.... What were you thinking?

joke rating: 3.55 of 625 votes

category: Family jokes89.

A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, "The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."

joke rating: 3.55 of 685 votes

category: One line jokes90.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..

joke rating: 3.55 of 613 votes

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