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category: Political jokes71.

Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

joke rating: 3.57 of 627 votes

category: School jokes72.

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

joke rating: 3.57 of 637 votes

category: Kids jokes73.

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

joke rating: 3.56 of 734 votes

category: Animal jokes74.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

joke rating: 3.56 of 716 votes

category: School jokes75.

Teacher:(I killed a person.)tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, (You will go to jail.)

joke rating: 3.56 of 651 votes

category: Yo mama jokes76.

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

joke rating: 3.56 of 662 votes

category: Yo mama jokes77.

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

joke rating: 3.56 of 732 votes

category: Kids jokes78.

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."

joke rating: 3.56 of 658 votes

category: D*rty jokes79.

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

joke rating: 3.56 of 732 votes

category: D*rty jokes80.

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

joke rating: 3.56 of 650 votes

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