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category: D*rty jokes71.

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

joke rating: 3.56 of 618 votes

category: Animal jokes72.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

joke rating: 3.56 of 709 votes

category: Yo mama jokes73.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

joke rating: 3.56 of 852 votes

category: Kids jokes74.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

joke rating: 3.56 of 660 votes

category: D*rty jokes75.

Whats the difference between being hungry and being h*rny?
Where you put the cucumber.

joke rating: 3.56 of 768 votes

category: D*rty jokes76.

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

joke rating: 3.56 of 644 votes

category: D*rty jokes77.

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

joke rating: 3.56 of 720 votes

category: Yo mama jokes78.

Your mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

joke rating: 3.56 of 658 votes

category: Family jokes79.

A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, "The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."

joke rating: 3.56 of 673 votes

category: Chuck Norris jokes80.

Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

joke rating: 3.56 of 611 votes

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