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category: Yo mama jokes

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

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category: D*rty jokes

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
.. Coconut.... What were you thinking?

71.26% like joke (635 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."

71.24% like joke (781 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that."
Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!!"

71.24% like joke (618 votes)
category: Retirement jokes

I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

71.24% like joke (620 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. after a while they realise both of there wedding anniverserys are the next day.
Poor man, "What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversery?"
Rich man, "I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring."
Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?"
Rich man, "She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car... "
The poor, "Man nodds in agreement."
Rich man, "What did you get your wife?"
Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo."
Rich man, "Why did you choose those gifts?"
Poor man, " Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f*uck herself."

71.22% like joke (668 votes)
category: Chuck Norris jokes

Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

71.2% like joke (618 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

71.2% like joke (772 votes)
category: Sport jokes

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank
A: To get his quarter-back

71.18% like joke (628 votes)
category: Police jokes

Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.

71.18% like joke (630 votes)
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