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category: Animal jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

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category: Retirement jokes

I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

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category: Kids jokes

What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

71.4% like joke (669 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

71.38% like joke (647 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

71.38% like joke (660 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

71.38% like joke (707 votes)
category: Bar jokes

I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!

71.38% like joke (632 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
.. Coconut.... What were you thinking?

71.36% like joke (641 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

71.36% like joke (750 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Question: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Answer: The Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.

71.26% like joke (610 votes)
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