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category: Kids jokes61.

What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

joke rating: 3.57 of 653 votes

category: D*rty jokes62.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing," she asked? "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top," she asked? "A Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs," the little girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."

joke rating: 3.57 of 962 votes

category: Yo mama jokes63.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

joke rating: 3.57 of 861 votes

category: Retirement jokes64.

I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

joke rating: 3.57 of 616 votes

category: Yo mama jokes65.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

joke rating: 3.57 of 641 votes

category: D*rty jokes66.

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

joke rating: 3.57 of 629 votes

category: Computer jokes67.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

joke rating: 3.57 of 689 votes

category: Bar jokes68.

I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!

joke rating: 3.57 of 621 votes

category: Kids jokes69.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

joke rating: 3.57 of 662 votes

category: D*rty jokes70.

I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."

joke rating: 3.57 of 630 votes

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