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category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!

71.42% like joke (876 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. after a while they realise both of there wedding anniverserys are the next day.
Poor man, "What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversery?"
Rich man, "I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring."
Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?"
Rich man, "She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car... "
The poor, "Man nodds in agreement."
Rich man, "What did you get your wife?"
Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo."
Rich man, "Why did you choose those gifts?"
Poor man, " Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f*uck herself."

71.42% like joke (659 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

71.42% like joke (659 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

71.4% like joke (738 votes)
category: Political jokes

Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

71.38% like joke (628 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

71.38% like joke (646 votes)
category: Retirement jokes

I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

71.38% like joke (616 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

71.38% like joke (736 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

71.36% like joke (664 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

71.36% like joke (638 votes)
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