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category: D*rty jokes

Whats the difference between being hungry and being h*rny?
Where you put the cucumber.

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category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

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category: D*rty jokes

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing," she asked? "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top," she asked? "A Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs," the little girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."

71.54% like joke (1049 votes)
category: Political jokes

Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

71.52% like joke (631 votes)
category: Political jokes

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

71.46% like joke (646 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

71.44% like joke (750 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

71.44% like joke (640 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

71.44% like joke (669 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

71.42% like joke (701 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Your mamas so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put her lipstick on.

71.38% like joke (890 votes)
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