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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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category: D*rty jokes

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
.. Coconut.... What were you thinking?

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category: Computer jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

71.38% like joke (707 votes)
category: Retirement jokes

I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

71.38% like joke (623 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

71.36% like joke (689 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

71.36% like joke (668 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

71.34% like joke (646 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

71.34% like joke (659 votes)
category: Bar jokes

I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!

71.32% like joke (631 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

71.32% like joke (779 votes)
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