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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

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category: Animal jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

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category: Political jokes

Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

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category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

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category: Computer jokes

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

71.4% like joke (704 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

Whats the difference between being hungry and being h*rny?
Where you put the cucumber.

71.4% like joke (848 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

71.34% like joke (746 votes)
category: Retirement jokes

I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !

71.32% like joke (622 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing," she asked? "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top," she asked? "A Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs," the little girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that crap here in Texas."

71.32% like joke (1058 votes)
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