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category: Family jokes

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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category: Kids jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

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category: School jokes

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

71.56% like joke (747 votes)
category: Women jokes

Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

71.56% like joke (668 votes)
category: Kids jokes

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

71.56% like joke (861 votes)
category: Political jokes

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

71.56% like joke (655 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

71.56% like joke (646 votes)
category: Political jokes

Mexicans cross the border 1....2....and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

71.54% like joke (635 votes)
category: Animal jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A investigator!

71.54% like joke (749 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

71.5% like joke (674 votes)
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