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category: D*rty jokes51.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

rating: 3.58 of 620 votes

category: Math jokes52.

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

rating: 3.57 of 689 votes

category: School jokes53.

Teacher:(I killed a person.)tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense, (You will go to jail.)

rating: 3.57 of 640 votes

category: School jokes54.

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

rating: 3.57 of 631 votes

category: Kids jokes55.

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

rating: 3.57 of 770 votes

category: Kids jokes56.

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.

rating: 3.57 of 716 votes

category: Family jokes57.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

rating: 3.57 of 638 votes

category: D*rty jokes58.

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

rating: 3.57 of 692 votes

category: Women jokes59.

Q. What book do you like the most?
A. Woman: "My husbands checkbook."

rating: 3.57 of 640 votes

category: Computer jokes60.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data

rating: 3.57 of 677 votes

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