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category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

72.28% like joke (1168 votes)
category: Kids jokes

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

72.16% like joke (844 votes)
category: School jokes

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

72.14% like joke (778 votes)
category: Math jokes

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

72.08% like joke (720 votes)
category: School jokes

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

72.08% like joke (678 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

72.06% like joke (745 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
Studen: No I can spell EVERYTHING: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

72.06% like joke (691 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

72% like joke (853 votes)
category: School jokes

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

72% like joke (737 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

71.86% like joke (1057 votes)
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