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category: School jokes

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

72.16% like joke (775 votes)
category: School jokes

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

72.08% like joke (678 votes)
category: Kids jokes

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

72.04% like joke (840 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING FOR YOU?!
Studen: No I can spell EVERYTHING: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

72.02% like joke (690 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

72.02% like joke (846 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

72.02% like joke (1045 votes)
category: Math jokes

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

71.98% like joke (717 votes)
category: Animal jokes

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"

71.96% like joke (686 votes)
category: School jokes

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

71.96% like joke (736 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

71.94% like joke (738 votes)
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