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category: D*rty jokes31.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

joke rating: 3.62 of 700 votes

category: Kids jokes32.

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

joke rating: 3.62 of 980 votes

category: Kids jokes33.

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

joke rating: 3.62 of 1005 votes

category: Kids jokes34.

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

joke rating: 3.62 of 850 votes

category: D*rty jokes35.

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."

joke rating: 3.62 of 670 votes

category: School jokes36.

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!

joke rating: 3.61 of 703 votes

category: Kids jokes37.

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

joke rating: 3.61 of 969 votes

category: School jokes38.

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

joke rating: 3.61 of 736 votes

category: School jokes39.

teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

joke rating: 3.6 of 670 votes

category: Animal jokes40.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

joke rating: 3.6 of 708 votes

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