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category: Kids jokes

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

72.52% like joke (862 votes)
category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

72.52% like joke (1116 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."

72.52% like joke (693 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

72.5% like joke (1007 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

72.4% like joke (1033 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

72.4% like joke (654 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!

72.38% like joke (715 votes)
category: School jokes

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

72.3% like joke (761 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

72.28% like joke (1008 votes)
category: Animal jokes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

72.2% like joke (727 votes)
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