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category: Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

72.62% like joke (1157 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

72.6% like joke (730 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What is a bunny's favorite music?


72.58% like joke (1035 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

72.56% like joke (874 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

72.56% like joke (741 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!

72.56% like joke (727 votes)
category: Family jokes

A husband tells his wife, "Since it is your birthday, remember that yellow Lamborghini that you really wanted?". The wife screams in joy and starts crying tears of joy. Then the husband says, "Well I got you a toothbrush, same color".

72.52% like joke (620 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

72.4% like joke (1641 votes)
category: Bar jokes

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

72.32% like joke (740 votes)
category: Lawyer jokes

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."

72.26% like joke (709 votes)
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