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category: School jokes

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!

72.72% like joke (746 votes)
category: Animal jokes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

72.68% like joke (769 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

72.66% like joke (761 votes)
category: D*rty jokes

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

72.5% like joke (765 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

72.46% like joke (896 votes)
category: School jokes

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.

72.34% like joke (798 votes)
category: Lawyer jokes

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."

72.3% like joke (721 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

72.24% like joke (1716 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

72.24% like joke (1070 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

72.24% like joke (871 votes)
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