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category: Kids jokes

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

72.66% like joke (1079 votes)
category: Computer jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.

72.64% like joke (742 votes)
category: Kids jokes

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

72.56% like joke (1046 votes)
category: Animal jokes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"

72.56% like joke (755 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

72.56% like joke (881 votes)
category: School jokes

Teacher: What makes you see?
Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears.
Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose?
Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!!!

72.52% like joke (730 votes)
category: Bar jokes

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

72.48% like joke (748 votes)
category: Lawyer jokes

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."

72.34% like joke (711 votes)
category: Kids jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

72.28% like joke (1663 votes)
category: Math jokes

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad?
A: He had a lot of problems!

72.24% like joke (724 votes)
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