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category: School jokes21.

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

joke rating: 3.66 of 857 votes

category: Religious jokes22.

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

joke rating: 3.66 of 800 votes

category: School jokes23.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

joke rating: 3.65 of 890 votes

category: School jokes24.

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Yes!
Teacher: When?
Lily: Just right now!

joke rating: 3.65 of 289 votes

category: Police jokes25.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

joke rating: 3.65 of 847 votes

category: Computer jokes26.

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

joke rating: 3.64 of 721 votes

category: School jokes27.

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.

joke rating: 3.64 of 687 votes

category: Kids jokes28.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

joke rating: 3.64 of 1502 votes

category: D*rty jokes29.

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

joke rating: 3.63 of 708 votes

category: Yo mama jokes30.

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

joke rating: 3.63 of 1083 votes

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