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category: School jokes21.

Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

joke rating: 3.65 of 849 votes

category: School jokes22.

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

joke rating: 3.65 of 882 votes

category: Religious jokes23.

Two Priests are walking down the street when a drunk man comes up to them. He says, to the first Priest," I'm Jesus Christ." The Priest replys," No son, you're not!" So he says to the second,"I'm Jesus Christ." He says,"No, son, you're not." The drunk says," Look I can prove it." He takes the two Preists into the bar.
The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says," JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!"

joke rating: 3.64 of 784 votes

category: Kids jokes24.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

joke rating: 3.64 of 1483 votes

category: Police jokes25.

Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.

joke rating: 3.64 of 835 votes

category: School jokes26.

Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.

joke rating: 3.63 of 681 votes

category: School jokes27.

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive?
Lily: Yes!
Teacher: When?
Lily: Just right now!

joke rating: 3.63 of 256 votes

category: Computer jokes28.

Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.

joke rating: 3.63 of 714 votes

category: Yo mama jokes29.

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the store she makes the onions cry.

joke rating: 3.63 of 1076 votes

category: Bar jokes30.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

joke rating: 3.63 of 718 votes

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